You found the golden shovel
You found the golden hammer
You found the golden axe
You found the golden scythe
You found the golden chicken
Your hospitality is outstanding
This place is packed
It doesn't get more efficient than this
It's survival of the fittest
Faith in humanity restored
There are no rules in an apocalypse
Your name will be remembered for generations
They picked the wrong person to mess with!
The first humans would be proud
Get all the fruit
Because it was carried
The student has become the master
To get anywhere in live, you have to work smart and work hard
You are the new Michelangelo
And you get a plate! And you get a plate! Everyone gets a plate!
Looking fabulous takes effort
It's like you are not even trying
Next up: Jumping the shark
You never know when you might need that again
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